I Love Quotes!

Ah quotes!

"I would've made a good pope."
---Richard Nixon
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"I do not take a single newspaper, nor read one a month, and I feel myself infinitely the happier for it."
---Thomas Jefferson
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"I like men who behave like men---strong and childish."
---Francoise Sagan
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"When we got into office the thing that surprised me the most was that things were as bad as we'd been saying they were."
---John F. Kennedy
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"I never trust a man unless I've got his pecker in my pocket."
---Lyndon Johnson
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"You've got to be careful when quoting Ronald Reagan, because when you quote him accurately it's called mudslinging."
---Walter Mondale
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"The man with the best job in the country is the Vice President. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, 'How's the President?'"
---Will Rogers
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"Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber."
---Plato

"Plato was a bore."
---Frederick Nitzsche

"Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal."
---Leo Tolstoy